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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Jack | G2 Jellyfish
Prion (#98461)


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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:36:50
Give him lots of taxes and tell him he has one day to sort them all out. He'll age from stress alone.

How do I get more cubs in my litters without items?



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Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:40:45
Breed your lioness thousands of times to ensure that she will have many cubs. Bonus if you stud her to different lions.

Why are rolled Kings so ugly?



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Xerxes (#172151)

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2019-07-30 18:43:58
Rolled kings know that they're ugly. They know how much it costs for the Forced Retirement. They know how long it takes for free retirement. They will watch you burn with their amber colored eyes.

How do I make my heir more pretty?



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Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-30 18:59:23
Break through your screen and physically paint him eye bleeding colors and you'll be j u s t f i n e .

Why are battle beetles so useless?



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persay (#165649)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 19:00:24
because they know that there is no war,,, yet,,, so they're just chilling, why try and let the enemy lions know that they can wipe them out in one breath

why won't my gon give me any gon cubs???



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NekoImouto (#113556)

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Posted on
2019-07-30 21:49:47
Because she wants you to suffer in unending pain.

Why can't I breed a lethal?



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houndypauus (#148444)


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Posted on
2019-07-30 21:56:16
because your king is too lively.

do you think ill get a leopon after studding to this leopon king?



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NekoImouto (#113556)

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2019-07-30 21:59:03
Yes, because the males are obviously far superior in design than the females, so they are better at breeding.

Why can't I get that much event currency?



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Edited on 30/07/19 @ 22:00:38 by NekoImouto (#113556)

Le Reaper Of Death
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Posted on
2019-07-31 09:34:01
Because the npcs are watching you. They watch your every move. They make sure you don't gain too much currency or else you'll buy all their stuff and they won't have anymore. They know that you dont know that they will take over all of lioden.

Why do I have to wait so long to king a new king?



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GalacticRing (#68231)

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Posted on
2019-07-31 10:38:18
Because there is no Scar to yeet your lion off a cliff, unless you pay it 10 GB to do the deed.

Why are my lionesses so stubborn with their fertility?



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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-31 11:22:19
Because they don’t want to join your evil lion mill

Why is Lanubis so cute



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Xerxes (#172151)

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Posted on
2019-07-31 12:43:34
Because they're both good boys, and two of a good thing is even better.


Why does it take to so long for energy to replenish?




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Jack | G2 Jellyfish
Prion (#98461)


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Posted on
2019-07-31 14:44:08
ur king is takin a fuckin NAP leave him alone,,, he needs sleepies

Why do all my cubs look like potatoes when both parents are beautiful?



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Scruffy Shattered
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Posted on
2019-07-31 14:55:36
Because the self-consciousness buried deep within your lions materialize into potato cubs

Why does it take forever for me to get a jackpot on slots?



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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2019-07-31 14:55:45
You know the NCLS you killed for karma? They throw potato cubs THEY might of had into your wives from below, hoping you'll keep them.

Why am I keeping ncls as slaves and not karma foddering?!



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