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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

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3x Clouded (#124118)

Angelic
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Posted on
2020-04-07 22:41:43
abominations. dispose of them

why are we collecting eggs?



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Twiggly [Blazing
Felis] (#174078)

Nice Guy
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Posted on
2020-04-07 22:42:19
Because we are all secretly chickens

What’s an NPC?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

Brave
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Posted on
2020-04-08 07:25:21
A lion that spouts Green Party political slogans without really understanding them.... Or at least that's what Vashkartzen told me....

Why does my King keep finding every color of Shiny Rocks in Explore except the color I want?



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❝Orion❞ (#172490)

Terrifying
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Posted on
2020-04-08 07:26:38
Because he hates you and wishes to displease you. He's not happy with you starving him ya know!

Why do I not get muties?



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Kayosa (#447)

Aztec Knight
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:29:14
Because you haven't appease the great mutie lion.

Why does my lion only find mice while patrolling?



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🔥Blaze🔥 (#192321)

Confused
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:30:54
OH NO, YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN IT TAINTED MEAT! IT’S SHRUNK!!

What’s a fluffball?



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leopardaliphobia (#186367)

Prince of Terror
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:33:43
a fancy pompom used to claim wenet!

why do i always find beetle larvae in explore?



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claire [side] (#187131)


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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:35:30
They're gifts from the Great Beetle King Corpeus. He hopes the gifts please you - please, for the love of god stop eating the beetles.

Why does my lioness have very low fertility?



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Edited on 08/04/20 @ 09:35:42 by Persephone (#187131)

🔥Blaze🔥 (#192321)

Confused
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:36:30
Because it hates it’s children.

What’s Lioden?



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Edited on 08/04/20 @ 09:36:44 by 🔥Blaze🔥 (#192321)

Kayosa (#447)

Aztec Knight
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:39:55
The place where you spend your life.

What does backgrounds do?



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CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

Brave
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:42:36
They sit behind your lion and look pretty.

Why are Lamb Carcasses so expensive right now?



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Edited on 08/04/20 @ 09:43:17 by CleverFool (Anna) (#143108)

LionLuver (#190112)


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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:44:05
Because the wolves ate most of them.

Why is Wenet sitting around hunting rabbits?



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roy, (#199375)

Renowned
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:47:22
Because she's a twat that has nothing better to do.

What is a fluffball?



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lily the lily (#177850)

Punk
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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:47:36
a lamb in disguise

why does my king have low stats



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Edited on 08/04/20 @ 09:47:54 by Lily Mutie Giver (#177850)

LionLuver (#190112)


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Posted on
2020-04-08 09:48:09
A fluffy ball.... I mean like duhhh

Why are easter eggs carved?



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