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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:44:02

Yes... THIS IS A THREAD TO ROAST YOUR KINGS !!!

PLEASE follow the rules so none of us get in trouble

1) If there are certain things you are uncomfortable with/certain insults about your king you don't want, be sure to mention that

2) KEEP CURSING TO A MINIMUM, no excessive cursing please

3) While this is a king roasting thread, try to be respectful

4) It's fine if you just want to roast your OWN king but state in your comment "Don't roast my king" or smth but I mean...expect him to be roasted by other members otherwise


More rules to be added, if you have any GOOD RULES to not get this completely shut down, MENTION THEM PLZ


I'll go first and roast my king on this account, yes you can roast him too-

THIS MAN GIVES ME THE CRAPPIEST CUBS SOMETIMES, wasted so much time on him and what does he repay me with... POTATOES. His end is near...very near.


Ok that's all, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)


Oh, in addition to this being a king roasting thread, imma also add a little ✨pazazz✨

So, totally optional but you're allowed to gift the person above you an applicator or something you think they could use to better their king or just gift them whatever LMAO, just put "Gifted Above" at the bottom of your comment so in case the person who comments after you wants to gift, they know you have prior as well




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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:47:52 by [Polaris] (#121538)

Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:20:37
ineedsnacks56- Why is there so many colors?! Pick a theme and stick with it! I've seen more organization in a bowl with 73 spices smashed together!

(I love yours too~ I'm kinda sad my next king tomorrow (Strange) will be natural looking compared to this one. xD)



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:22:25
Off topic, Im paying for carpenter bees, please, im desperate



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:23:26
Mr moth i have four if you want them ?



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:23:56
Sure, I'll send you 40 sb for them



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ineedsnacks56 (#194335)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:24:22
nah its all good, there free



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Roukera (#29488)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:24:56
Moth- Who has a giant rat for a pet?! One of my ladies has an undead hyena. Don't have to clean up after it!

(If I can find any, I'll send em your way. Can't guarantee it though)



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:26:17
I still sended the sb



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Mr. Moth (#336830)

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Posted on
2022-09-10 09:26:55
Roukera, at least my pet dont bites and is far cuter than your stinky hyena



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🕺Tigbiddy 💗
(he/him) (#158856)

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Posted on
2022-09-12 11:56:22
Mr. dont even have a full name smh


(Also go as hard as you want with my king, tryjng to make him as bad as possible lol)



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[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

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Posted on
2022-09-12 19:17:49
Your king looks like he was a target at a paintball gun game



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Edited on 12/09/22 @ 19:17:59 by [Polaris] (#121538)

Makaroni (#308648)

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Posted on
2022-09-12 20:20:50
He looks like tv static while the TV is melting.



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Sentient Being (#142426)


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Posted on
2022-09-19 14:03:49
Your king looks like a rotten sorbet posing as Totoro.



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Knuhm Quad rosette (#297641)

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Posted on
2022-10-05 19:44:30
your king looks like buckets of paint was dropped on him and someone tried to make him look better by covering him with flowers.



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Pigeon |x2 Rosette
Kimanjano| (#100818)

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Posted on
2022-10-06 08:31:31
Your king looks like he'd try to fight himself in the mirror



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msiai|g1 3xros ice (#174627)

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Posted on
2022-10-06 12:13:42
man, your boy just looks dusty. and who gave him fake lashes? he can beat all the dust off of him with those featherdusters!



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