Posted by 🔥King Roasting🔥

[Polaris] 2.0 (#121538)

Impeccable
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Posted on
2022-09-10 08:44:02

Yes... THIS IS A THREAD TO ROAST YOUR KINGS !!!

PLEASE follow the rules so none of us get in trouble

1) If there are certain things you are uncomfortable with/certain insults about your king you don't want, be sure to mention that

2) KEEP CURSING TO A MINIMUM, no excessive cursing please

3) While this is a king roasting thread, try to be respectful

4) It's fine if you just want to roast your OWN king but state in your comment "Don't roast my king" or smth but I mean...expect him to be roasted by other members otherwise


More rules to be added, if you have any GOOD RULES to not get this completely shut down, MENTION THEM PLZ


I'll go first and roast my king on this account, yes you can roast him too-

THIS MAN GIVES ME THE CRAPPIEST CUBS SOMETIMES, wasted so much time on him and what does he repay me with... POTATOES. His end is near...very near.


Ok that's all, thanks for coming to my ted talk :)


Oh, in addition to this being a king roasting thread, imma also add a little ✨pazazz✨

So, totally optional but you're allowed to gift the person above you an applicator or something you think they could use to better their king or just gift them whatever LMAO, just put "Gifted Above" at the bottom of your comment so in case the person who comments after you wants to gift, they know you have prior as well




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Edited on 10/09/22 @ 08:47:52 by [Polaris] (#121538)

Makaroni (#308648)

Resurgent
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Posted on
2022-10-06 16:47:14
Why does he look like the moment when a wave crashes on sand and that brown Swirls up? And how did he grow a red mane when he's so blue-



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Crow (#342484)

Bone Collector
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Posted on
2022-10-11 20:11:53
He looks like he took a mud bath rolled in charcoal and then put on everything he found in his mothers jewelry box.






(Feel free to roast any and all of my members)



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Potate (#320236)

Untitled
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Posted on
2022-10-11 21:44:07
i was once happy about my king but now it just looks like someone joined during the july event then bought everything and threw it at a wall and saw what stuck. all of my cubs now have purple toes




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Sentient Being (#142426)


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Posted on
2022-10-12 18:54:06
He looks like a neon chaos festival that even the stars are helpless to destroy.



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Andromeda (#317129)

Blessed
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Posted on
2022-10-16 19:23:54
The patches of color on your king look like the mud cake that Max from Max & Ruby made for his grandma



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MadiBadi (#112518)

Angelic
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Posted on
2022-10-16 20:21:26
Here to roast my own king… After being away from this game for literal years, I come back last month and find this potato king. I accidentally named it my username because when I logged on again, I thought it was asking for my user, not the name of my king… not sure how exactly I got this King- but I seem to be stuck with this potato man that ruins the cubs of my pretty lionesses for some time, as I don’t want to buy GB to retire him, I’m too cheap for that. This dude looks like a regular lion in a game full of fun and creative designs.



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