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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Kooka (#83425)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2019-01-01 15:48:02
Inbreeding. Lots and lots of inbreeding. Once your cub's mother is also her grandmother, cousin and half-sister and their family tree is a circle you should have created a Lovecraftian abomination grotesque enough to be considered a mutant.

How do I sex-change an adult lioness?



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Harpy (#100392)

Pervert
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Posted on
2019-01-01 16:04:31
Simple, you go to the lion page and press the breed button until she gets so tired of you that she grows a Dick

How do I costumize a lion



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Edited on 01/01/19 @ 16:04:58 by Harpy new year (#100392)

Susurrus (#118978)

Bone Collector
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Posted on
2019-01-01 16:08:22
Dunk it in a bowl of paint and hope for the best

Where can I find Buffy Balls?



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

Interstellar
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Posted on
2019-01-01 16:24:19
On a buffalo..?

How do I change my stud price?



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Harpy (#100392)

Pervert
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Posted on
2019-01-01 16:29:17
Wait until somebody wants to stud then say with 3 easy payments of 600 sb you can have my boys babies

How do I get to the wiki



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Kooka (#83425)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2019-01-01 17:28:41
Check your local library, or look for a bookshop that has it in stock.

How do I give my king a Razor mane?



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cinno (#87927)

Heavenly
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Posted on
2019-01-01 17:33:31
close your eyes and pray to lion god as you shave & stylize his mane

how do i claim 50 lionesses for the snake quest?



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Harpy (#100392)

Pervert
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Posted on
2019-01-01 18:52:49
You dont you just murder the snake


Why doesn’t my wardrobe design stay on my lion



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『Moon』 (#100696)

Wicked
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Posted on
2019-01-02 04:14:36
Because it needs to rest

How do I retire my King?



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Kooka (#83425)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2019-01-02 04:22:20
Take him out the back, and point towards a farm in the near distance. Keep his eyes on the farm, let him tell you about all the rabbits he's gonna keep, and once he's distracted, a single bullet at the back of the head should do it.


How do I improve my lion's impression?



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Floatie (#59805)

Angelic
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Posted on
2019-01-02 05:03:42
Create a social media account for your lion and post pictures of him doing very questionable things, watch the numbers roll in and realize that numbers mean everything in this day and age. Feel the dissapointment and sadness course through your veins, eventually your lion will become so second-hand depressed that he will start posting relatable memes on the various social media accounts he has on his own- His impression will go up on its own at this point. He is now a reputable meme page on instagram. Good job. +100% Impression.

What is the best way to win battles in explore everytime?



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Aeris (#117016)

Aztec Knight
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Posted on
2019-01-02 05:07:24
Take a knife to their neck and ask for all their best memes

How do I add people?



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|cherry pi (#135140)

Hot Stuff
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Posted on
2019-01-02 08:31:24
Easy! Go to Search in Crossroads and type their name down, click search, then you'll see a bar with the word "add" click it and tada!

Why are Dove's Feasts so expensive?



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『Moon』 (#100696)

Wicked
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Posted on
2019-01-02 08:43:24
Because doves feast on them.

Why are leopons so rare?



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Bobtail🐆 (#79288)


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Posted on
2019-01-02 08:47:34
Cus all Leopard are deadbeat fathers.

How do I buy a lioness?



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