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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Hëlpmë (#159200)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 08:56:35
Throw a rock at it until it gets injured, then kidnap it into your pride.

When will my lions die?



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|cherry pi (#135140)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 09:07:34
They don't unless you get killed in an NPC battle.


How come there are sex changers?



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[g1 nat-pie rlc] (#114740)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 09:10:46
Because we need to be relevant to todays culture

Why doesn't inbreeding effect gameplay?



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Skarlatha (#52180)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 09:25:25
Because Lioden has been paid off by the Illuminati to make inbreeding cool.

Why can't submales breed?



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Hëlpmë (#159200)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 09:29:03
Because their dicks are too small.

How do you get gb?



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Skarlatha (#52180)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 09:45:42
The size of your hard drive doesn't really matter for playing Lioden, but if you want more gigabytes I guess you could take your laptop to Best Buy and ask nicely.

Why won't my 1% lioness get pregnant? I've pressed "breed" on her like three times.



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 13:39:59
Because she only wants the best 1% of all lions and your king doesn't qualify

Did the gorilla enclave take my cub?! I thought they would keep it for a while and give it back!



@Kooka dammit, that Of Mice and Men reference has me sad now T-T



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γ€ŽMoon』 (#100696)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 13:47:34
No, it didn't take it. He ate it.

Why do we have so few male slots?



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 14:06:08
If you have more they'll steal all your lionesses and run off with them. It's best to keep fewer possible rivals around.

How do I open up locked event tiers?



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Hëlpmë (#159200)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 14:32:03
feed your king so much he barfs up the key.

Why isn't my mutation passing?



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-02 15:09:19
Because one pride can only have so many special snowflakes

I just used an item on the wrong lion! What do I do?



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glumibear (#131922)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 15:10:13
You force the lion to throw up the item then give it to the right lion

How do I get a tigon??



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-02 15:13:29
You travel all the way to Siberia so there's plenty of male tigers that will bang her

Why are dusts so expensive?



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Kooka (#83425)

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Posted on
2019-01-02 16:15:43
Because the gems used to create them shipped from mines in poorer prides, where cubs are sent down the shafts with mining tools and work 14 hour days.

Why isn't my lion passing on his bismuth eye colour?

@entity404 - hah, I had to do an essay on it last year and I'm not suffering alone



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2019-01-02 16:58:14
Because Bismuth is a really uber rare eye colour and very few lions have it. He doesn't want to share his rarity with all of his kids, it wouldn't be rare then.

Why isn't the Gorilla from the Gorilla Enclave give me mu cub back?



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