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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 11:50:51
A lion without pie filling or crust on him.

Why won't people support my suggestion to delete a key and important feature of the game?



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Hëlpmë (#159200)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 11:53:04
Because people just don't understand.

How do I stud with people?



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Skarlatha (#52180)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 12:54:38
That's lion-prostitution, and you can only do it if it's legal in your country. If you're in the US, your best bet is to make a break for Nevada and hope for the best.

What the heck does NCL stand for?



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Whitney (#16714)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 12:56:23
Not-Cool-Looking. AKA, any ugly lion/lioness is an NCL.

How do I get a grandpaw?



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Edited on 03/01/19 @ 12:57:01 by Whitney (#16714)

EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 12:58:41
By having grandchildren.

Why can't I sex change this adult mutie?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:45:21
He doesn’t want to be sex changed, stop trying to change his identity.

Why don’t my cubs look like me?



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Athena (#42014)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:49:42
Because they're not really yours. That lioness is visiting other dudes. A counselor might help you.

Who created Lioden?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:54:06
Someone that lives in Denver by the name of Lio

Why do I have no friends? :,(



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:55:59
Because your crippling social anxiety won't allow it

Why do we have rollover?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:56:02
They’re all obviously not seeing your page somehow. Just spam chat with messages about wanting friends.

Why are muties so much rarer than normal lions?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:57:16
Because Muties are 'special'

How do I get Lion Scrotums?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:58:21
Cut off your balls. You can’t breed after that, though, so be careful.

What’s a “buffy ball”?



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:58:59
There are several ways, but the best way is to just harvest them from your submales. No wonder Jimmy has so many damn slots for them

How do I get a queen?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 13:59:37
It's a bouncy ball that has muscles

Why do I have no stud requests even though my king is aWeSoMe



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 14:01:38
It’s not expensive enough. Ladies like confidence, my man.

Why is the Giving Tree always empty?



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