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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 14:09:45
Because the giant paw eats all the cubs

Why do some lions look like tigers



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Kas ♥ (#28458)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 14:12:28
Because they know they'll never be good as a tiger so they just paint themselves as one.

Why won't anyone give me a free cub?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 14:37:23
Because the cubs don't like you

How do I breed with my lioness



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 17:37:12
You ask her nicely.

Why do my cubs keep dying?



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ashley ♡ Double
Aether (#91707)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 17:40:12
'cuz they always on that phone

how do i retire my king?



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SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-03 17:40:52
Because you're a deadbeat dad

How do I get a special base king?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 17:41:13
Help your favorite submale stage a coup.

Why are my patrols failing?



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Hëlpmë (#159200)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 18:23:27
Because your sub male hasn't subscribed to Pewdiepie.

How do I start a clan?



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|cherry pi (#135140)

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Posted on
2019-01-03 18:26:19
Because everyone is afraid the cubs their will ruin the decor.


Why are male slots so expensive ;n;



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Edited on 03/01/19 @ 18:26:33 by axölōtl (#135140)

SpookSnoot (#31106)


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Posted on
2019-01-03 19:46:46
Because that’s the only way you can get lion scrotoms, harvesting from your submales. Gotta be careful though, once they’re snatched a sub can’t become a king anymore! That’s another reason lion scrotes are so rare.

Why can’t we have queens instead of lab-frogged kings?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 10:29:03
The males are worried they'll never have a chance to be king if there's a non-lab frogged queen.

What's the Flood Pit?



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Skarlatha (#52180)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 10:43:20
It's where your lions can take baths and do their laundry! It used to be only open once a year, but everybody started smelling so bad that Xylax convinced the otters to have it open every few days.

What does the auto-nesting tool do?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 10:47:33
Every day you automatically get an abandoned nest with one use. Then after 6 days you can nest a lioness!

Who's the cub that shows up when I need to roll over my account?



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 11:35:15
Oh, you mean the creepy demon thing who looks terrifying when you look at him upside-down?

How do I buy FAPA?



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Skarlatha (#52180)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 12:00:23
You can't really buy the whole group, but if you want to join the Florida Association of Property Appraisers, you can contact them on their website for membership information. Please don't ask non-Lioden questions on the Help Board, kthx. Use the Free-for-All forum for questions like this, sweetie!

Why do some players have "Poop me!" on their den descriptions?



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