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tsuki [g2 arabica
rlc] (#143046)

Divine
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Posted on
2018-11-29 14:11:43
Not sure if this already exists but oh well

How this works is you ask any question related to the game and the person below you has to answer it incorrectly and post a new question.

Example:

Player 1: What does an applicator do?
Player 2: It makes your lion feel pretty since you abandoned it. How do I earn SB?
And so on, and so on...

If the game dies (aka no one replies to the question for a while) and you don't know how to reply to a question, you're allowed to just post a new question and not answer to the one above you!

Lioden rules still apply!

So let's get the fun started!
How do I get rid of my rolled king?



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Edited on 07/10/19 @ 13:29:23 by sleepy 🧸 | clean arabica (#143046)

Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-04 14:23:44
Because they like other males pooping on their heads

Why won't my low stat plain cub sell?!?



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

Interstellar
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Posted on
2019-01-04 14:56:43
Because it doesn't have a marketing team. To help it make sales, you may want to hire some advertisers to spread your product. If that doesn't work, your cub just might not be a good saleslion. You should consider guiding your cub to a career that would suit it better if this is the case

Why won't people go on my giveaway thread?!



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 06:40:54
You're not advertising enough. Try spamming main chat a few thousand times with your message, that should work!

Why can't my lioness hunt anymore?



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Susurrus (#118978)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 08:39:12
She became the hunted, I'd recommend purchasing guards for your pride... they're coming

Why is there a cool down for patrolling?



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Hëlpmë (#159200)

King of the Jungle
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Posted on
2019-01-05 08:43:53
Because you haven't yet bought a pack of red bull from the oasis. Once you do, there's no longer any cooldown for a week.

How do I become a dreamboat?



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♥ Asali
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Posted on
2019-01-05 08:45:41
Simple... just keep dreaming and dreaming that your the biggest boat out there and eventually your impression status will update! Just give it time and keep dreaming!


What is a Chased NCL?



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 08:46:01
Find a boat and start dreaming.

How do I get more SB?



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♥ Asali
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Posted on
2019-01-05 08:48:47
[puns I ninja’d you]



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:23:48
A chased NCL = New Crappy Life that you threw away to find a good new life, or a GNL.
You get more SB by taking Leather Beetles and rolling them in silver paint and glitter.

Why u bully me? (Why you attack my territory)



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:24:43
You’re an easy target.

Why aren’t people studding to my lion?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:26:42
Because your king smokes and it makes him stinky

Why do my lionesses leave me even though I love them? :''(



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punsandships (#161591)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:27:50
They don’t love you back.

Why are GB so expensive?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:48:13
Because Gold Beetles are actual gold

Why do all NCLs look ugly



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EntityofSilo | G4 (#107570)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 14:50:15
Because crappy stuff looks crappy

Where can I find all my dead lions to bring them back?



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Shamelessly Insane (#115908)

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Posted on
2019-01-05 15:12:36
You can find them in your pride cemetery, but be careful of the ghosts! :D

What if I want a puppy king instead of a lion king



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